As Brits, we like to think we’re polite, charming, and easygoing travellers.
Unfortunately, sometimes our habits and quirks can make us stand out in ways we didn’t intend and that aren’t particularly flattering. Here are 13 ways you might be making yourself look like a bit of an idiot abroad without even realising it.
1. You expect everyone to speak English.
Yes, English is widely spoken, but assuming everyone will understand you (and speaking louder when they don’t) can come across as rude. Making an effort to learn a few basic phrases in the local language shows respect and makes a much better impression. It’s surprising how far a simple “thank you” in the native tongue can go.
2. You queue where no one else is.
Brits love a good queue, but in many countries, it’s more of a free-for-all. Sticking rigidly to your “place” in line might leave you standing there while locals move around you with ease. Learning the local etiquette for these situations saves both time and frustration.
3. You over-apologise for every little thing.
We Brits apologise for everything, from bumping into someone to the weather not being ideal. While this is second nature at home, abroad it can confuse people or make you seem overly timid. Save the apologies for when they’re really necessary—you’ll feel more confident, and people will take you more seriously.
4. You constantly complain about the heat.
Yes, it’s hotter than a British summer, but pointing it out every five minutes won’t change the weather. Locals are probably used to it and might find your constant complaints a bit annoying. Embrace the sunshine, stock up on sunscreen, and keep the moaning to a minimum.
5. You continually insist on a “proper” cup of tea.
We love our tea, but expecting it to be exactly like home when abroad is unrealistic. Asking for milk with tea in countries where it’s not common might raise a few eyebrows. Be adventurous—try the local beverages and expand your horizons. You might discover a new favourite.
6. You wear socks with sandals.
This fashion faux pas is a dead giveaway for a Brit on holiday. While it might feel practical, it’s not exactly stylish, and it’s definitely noticed. Opt for breathable footwear or just embrace bare toes—it’s a small adjustment that makes a big difference in how you’re perceived.
7. You overuse “cheers” in every situation.
Saying “cheers” for everything—from paying the bill to ending a conversation—might confuse people who don’t use it as liberally. While it’s a charming part of British culture, using more universal terms like “thank you” or “goodbye” might save you from a few puzzled looks.
8. You expect dinner at 6 pm every night.
In many countries, dinner doesn’t happen until much later in the evening. Showing up at a restaurant at 6 pm and wondering why it’s empty can make you look out of touch. Adapting to local meal times helps you blend in and lets you experience the full cultural vibe.
9. You’re judgemental about portion sizes.
Whether portions are too small or overwhelmingly large, making a fuss about it can seem ungrateful. Locals might think you’re criticising their culture, even if you’re just surprised. Enjoy what’s served, and remember—it’s all part of the adventure.
10. You speak in euphemisms.
British humour and indirectness don’t always translate well abroad. Phrases like “not too bad” or “a bit of a bother” can leave people confused. Being more direct and clear in your communication avoids misunderstandings and makes interactions smoother.
11. You expect free tap water everywhere.
Source: Unsplash In the UK, asking for tap water with your meal is standard, but in many countries, it’s not the norm. Insisting on it can come across as stingy or entitled. When in doubt, order bottled water and accept it as part of the dining experience.
12. You treat every pub like a British one.
Trying to order a pint in a country that doesn’t serve drinks that way, or expecting a hearty pub meal, can make you stand out in the wrong way. Learn how the locals enjoy their bars or cafés, and you’ll have a much better experience.
13. You tip poorly—or over-tip.
Tipping etiquette varies widely across countries, and sticking to British standards can either offend or make you look naïve. Researching local tipping practices shows respect for the culture and keeps you from looking out of place. It’s one of those small details that leaves a big impression.
