Doctors are trained professionals, but they’re also human beings — and sometimes, they just can’t help but roll their eyes (secretly, of course) at certain patient behaviours.
They may keep a polite smile on the outside, but these habits can test their patience. They want to help you feel better and solve your problem, but doing so can be a little bit harder (and more annoying) when you do these things.
1. Coming in with a self-diagnosis from the internet
Walking in with a list of symptoms you’ve Googled and announcing your diagnosis is a guaranteed way to make a doctor’s eyes twitch. While it’s great to be informed, remember that Dr. Google doesn’t have a medical degree. GPs appreciate your research, and it’s definitely important to be able to advocate for yourself, but they prefer to work with facts and experience rather than fear-fuelled guesswork.
2. Saying “I never get sick” while clearly being sick
Some patients insist they *never* get sick, even as they’re coughing, sneezing, and running a fever. GPs understand that no one likes admitting vulnerability, but denial doesn’t change reality. Acknowledging that you’re unwell helps your doctor help you faster — no need to protect your pride.
3. Expecting an immediate cure for a chronic condition
When dealing with long-term conditions like diabetes or arthritis, some patients want a magic pill that’ll fix everything overnight. GPs know managing chronic issues takes time, effort, and lifestyle changes. Unrealistic expectations can lead to frustration for both sides. Progress isn’t always instant, but it’s possible with patience.
4. Asking for antibiotics for a viral infection.
Many patients still believe antibiotics are a cure-all, even for the common cold or flu. GPs know that antibiotics don’t work on viruses, and prescribing them unnecessarily leads to resistance. When you insist on antibiotics for a viral infection, it’s like asking for a fire extinguisher to fix a leaky sink — it just doesn’t work.
5. Answering “I don’t know” to every question about your health
When doctors ask about your symptoms, medical history, or medications, answering “I don’t know” to everything can make things tricky. They’re not testing you; they genuinely need this information to help. Even a little effort to recall details can go a long way toward a proper diagnosis and treatment plan.
6. Demanding tests you don’t actually need
GPs understand the urge for certainty, but unnecessary tests can lead to false positives, anxiety, and wasted time. Trust their judgment — they know when a test is necessary and when it’s not.
7. Not following advice and then complaining it didn’t work
If your GP recommends a treatment plan, and you don’t follow it, don’t be surprised if your condition doesn’t improve. Complaining that “nothing worked” when you didn’t take the medication or make the lifestyle changes can be exasperating. Doctors want to help, but they need you to do your part too.
8. Bringing a long list of unrelated problems to a 10-minute appointment
Doctors want to address all your concerns, but cramming 15 issues into a short appointment isn’t realistic. It’s like trying to fit a week’s worth of groceries into a tiny shopping bag. Prioritising your main concerns helps your doctor give you the best care without feeling rushed.
9. Saying, “I read somewhere that…” and expecting it to trump medical advice
GPs know there’s a lot of information out there, but not all of it is accurate or relevant. When you start a sentence with “I read somewhere that…” they brace themselves for misinformation. Their years of training usually beat a random online article — trust their expertise.
10. Not mentioning all the medications and supplements you’re taking
When GPs ask about your medications, they mean everything — prescriptions, over-the-counter drugs, and herbal supplements. Forgetting to mention these can lead to dangerous interactions. They’re not being nosy; they’re trying to keep you safe. Full transparency helps them help you.
11. Downplaying risky behaviours
Doctors need honesty to give you the right advice. When you downplay smoking, drinking, or other risky habits, they can’t address potential issues properly. Pretending to be healthier than you are only hampers your care. Remember, they’re there to help, not judge.
12. Ignoring symptoms until they become serious
Some patients wait until their symptoms are unbearable before seeking help. By then, a minor issue might have turned into a bigger problem. GPs wish you’d come in sooner — it’s much easier to treat something early. Procrastination with your health rarely pays off.
13. Expecting instant weight loss advice to work like magic
Many patients want a quick fix for weight loss, like a pill or a one-size-fits-all plan. Doctors know that sustainable weight loss involves lifestyle changes, not magic solutions. When they suggest balanced diets and exercise, they’re not being difficult — they’re being realistic.
14. Not being honest about your symptoms because of embarrassment
GPs have seen and heard it all. When you hide symptoms out of embarrassment, it makes their job harder. Whether it’s digestive issues, rashes, or mental health concerns, they’re there to help, not judge. Honesty is the quickest path to proper care.
15. Expecting them to know everything without giving details
Doctors aren’t mind readers. When you say, “I’m just not feeling right” without elaborating, it makes diagnosis tricky. Describing your symptoms, even if they seem small, helps them connect the dots. The more details you provide, the better they can help.
16. Coming in with a long list of “miracle” treatments you saw online.
There’s no shortage of miracle cures on the internet, but not all of them are safe or effective. When patients insist on trying these questionable treatments, GPs secretly cringe. They want you to be open-minded, but they also want you to be safe. Some things are too good to be true.
17. Interrupting them with, “Yeah, but…” repeatedly
When doctors offer advice or explanations and you keep interrupting with “Yeah, but…” it shows resistance to their guidance. They understand you might have doubts, but constant interruptions slow down the process. Hearing them out fully can lead to better care and fewer misunderstandings.
18. Expecting immediate results from treatments
Some treatments take time to work. When patients expect instant relief and get frustrated when it doesn’t happen, it can be exasperating for GPs. Patience is key — healing isn’t always a straight path. Trust the process and give treatments time to take effect.
19. Bringing a “medical entourage” to appointments
Bringing multiple friends or family members to a routine appointment can complicate things. Too many voices in the room can lead to confusion or mixed messages. While support is great, keeping it to one or two people helps the doctor focus on *your* care.
20. Asking for a diagnosis after saying you didn’t follow their advice last time.
When you ignored your GP’s advice on a previous visit and then return asking for help with the same issue, it’s understandably frustrating. They’re happy to help, but following through on their recommendations makes a big difference. Ignoring advice and expecting new solutions can make them feel like they’re on repeat.
