Doctors have heard it all over their years of practice, but some questions are so common that they’re almost immediately eye roll-inducing.
Of course, it’s not the patient’s fault that they don’t know the answer to what may seem like a very basic question to a trained medical professional. Still, lots of GPs are sick of being asked these things time and time again, whether because they’re annoying, impossible, or just silly (in their eyes, anyway).
1. Can’t you just prescribe antibiotics to be safe?
Antibiotics might feel like a safety net, but GPs hear this one far too often. Patients sometimes push for a prescription “just in case,” even when their illness is clearly viral and doesn’t warrant it. The trouble is, overuse of antibiotics leads to resistance, meaning they won’t work when we actually need them. It also signals a lack of trust in the doctor’s judgement, which can be frustrating when they’re trying to practise responsibly.
2. Are you sure it’s not cancer?
It’s understandable to worry, but GPs often field this question when there’s no sign of anything sinister. It can spiral a simple check-up into unnecessary anxiety and requests for scans or referrals. This line of questioning tends to come from internet doom-scrolling or a recent tragic headline. It’s not that the concern isn’t valid; it’s the frequency and intensity that wears doctors down.
3. Can’t I just get a quick referral to a specialist?
Many patients assume a referral is a shortcut to better care, but GPs are gatekeepers for a reason. Referrals are based on clinical need, not personal preference or impatience. Doctors often feel pressured to bend the rules, especially when a patient insists they “know their body.” But pushing for a referral without following proper steps can jam the system for those truly in need.
4. Can you check everything while I’m here?
This one tends to pop up just as the appointment is wrapping up. Patients suddenly remember a laundry list of concerns and expect the GP to cover them all in a 10-minute slot. It puts doctors in a tricky position—either they rush through each issue or risk running behind. It’s not that they don’t care; it’s just that time limits make it impossible to give each concern the attention it deserves.
5. Do you think this mole looks dodgy?
Skin worries are common, but asking about a mole without proper context or symptoms can be tricky. GPs get asked this so often that it often takes time away from more pressing issues. A quick visual glance doesn’t always tell the full story, and many patients don’t realise that dermatological assessments often require a bit more precision, or even a different type of appointment altogether.
6. Could I be allergic to Wi-Fi?
It might sound outlandish, but concerns about “electromagnetic sensitivity” come up more often than you’d think. GPs have to gently steer the conversation back to medically recognised conditions. Most doctors understand that health anxiety can latch onto new-age fears, but when these questions come up repeatedly, it can feel like valuable time is being spent debunking myths instead of addressing genuine concerns.
7. I read online that it could be…
Patients walking in with a full internet diagnosis can be a challenge. While some research shows initiative, it often turns the consultation into a debate rather than a discussion. GPs have to walk a fine line between respecting someone’s effort and redirecting them back to evidence-based medicine. Constantly battling Dr. Google can wear even the most patient doctor down.
8. Why do I have to come back for results?
Patients sometimes expect every result to be given instantly, or feel a return visit is unnecessary if they’re “probably fine.” However, follow-ups serve a purpose beyond delivering news. GPs use those appointments to explain findings, adjust treatment plans, and offer support—none of which can be done over a rushed phone call. Frustration builds when patients don’t see the value in that extra visit.
9. Can’t you just sign this form quickly?
Whether it’s a gym pass, a work certificate, or a blue badge application, many patients assume GPs will rubber-stamp forms without a second thought. But that’s not how it works. These documents often have legal or medical implications, and GPs need time to review them properly. What seems like a five-minute favour can actually be a lengthy administrative task, especially when someone’s pushing for urgency.
10. Isn’t there a pill I can take for that?
This question reflects a desire for a quick fix, but not every issue has a magic tablet. Mental health, lifestyle problems, and stress-related symptoms are rarely solved with one prescription. GPs want to help, but they also want patients to understand the bigger picture. When this question comes up repeatedly, it can feel like people are bypassing the hard work of sustainable change in favour of short-term relief.
11. Can you just write me a sick note for a few weeks?
It might seem harmless, but requesting time off without a clear reason puts GPs in a tough spot. They need to follow medical guidelines, not just do favours. Many doctors feel stuck between wanting to support their patients and upholding professional standards. Being asked to bend the truth, even slightly, adds pressure they didn’t sign up for.
12. Do I really need to lose weight or exercise?
When lifestyle changes are suggested, some patients respond with pushback or disbelief. GPs don’t say these things lightly—they’re trying to prevent future issues, not judge. Hearing the same defensive responses again and again can be demoralising, especially when advice is dismissed as unnecessary. It’s not about being perfect; it’s about making realistic progress over time.
13. Can’t you just give me a scan to be sure?
Scans might seem like the ultimate diagnostic tool, but they’re not always the answer. GPs get this question a lot, especially from anxious patients who want reassurance. But unnecessary scans can lead to false positives, more stress, and even unhelpful treatments. Doctors want to avoid harm, not delay care, and that means sticking to clinical judgement, not blanket imaging.
14. My friend got this treatment—can I have it too?
Comparing treatment plans can be tempting, but GPs tailor care to the person in front of them. What works for someone else might not be right for you. This question often leads to frustration when patients feel like they’re missing out or being denied something. But medicine isn’t one-size-fits-all—and constant comparisons muddy the waters of what’s actually best for your health.
15. Are you sure you’re qualified to deal with this?
This question might come up jokingly (or not!), but it stings. GPs train for years and manage a vast range of issues daily, yet some patients still question their expertise. It can leave doctors feeling undervalued, especially when they’re doing their best with limited time and resources. Trust matters in healthcare, and when that’s questioned offhandedly, it chips away at the relationship.
