Have you ever met someone who just seemed a bit… off?
You couldn’t put your finger on it, but you just knew something wasn’t right about them. Whether it’s their eerie lack of emotion or their uncanny ability to ruin the mood, it’s tempting to joke that they’ve got no soul. Of course, it’s all in good fun (probably), but if you’ve ever wondered how to identify these seemingly soulless people, keep your eyes peeled for these signs.
1. They don’t laugh or “awwww!” at baby animals.
Show them a video of a puppy learning to howl or a kitten chasing its tail, and they just shrug? Red flag. A lack of response to pure, innocent cuteness could mean they’ve got a heart made of stone—or they’re just really tired. Either way, it’s suspicious.
2. They’re immune to good music.
If you play a universally loved tune—think Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”—and they say, “It’s fine, I guess,” you might be dealing with a soulless specimen. Music is supposed to stir something inside, so if it doesn’t, what’s going on in there?
3. They never cry at emotional films.
When Bambi loses his mum or Simba nudges Mufasa, and they sit there, stone-faced, you’ve got to wonder. Sure, not everyone is a crier, but a complete lack of reaction? That’s next-level detachment.
4. They skip dessert—on purpose.
Who says no to a perfectly good slice of cake or a warm chocolate chip cookie? People with no soul, apparently. Turning down dessert might be practical, but it’s also deeply unsettling. What else are they denying themselves? Joy? Happiness?
5. They can’t handle spontaneous fun.
Suggest a spur-of-the-moment road trip or a last-minute karaoke session, and they immediately start listing reasons why it’s a bad idea. Soulless or just overly cautious? You decide. Either way, they’re missing out on the best parts of life.
6. They’re unbothered by sunsets.
Most people pause to appreciate the beauty of a sunset, even if just for a second. But someone with no soul? They’ll walk right past it, possibly muttering, “It happens every day.” If they can’t find joy in nature’s free nightly show, it’s a bit concerning.
7. They never apologise.
We all make mistakes, but owning up to them is part of being human. If someone refuses to apologise, even when they’re clearly in the wrong, it might not be a lack of soul—it could just be a lack of basic decency. Still, it’s a bad look.
8. They hate celebrating anything.
Birthdays? “Too much effort.” Holidays? “A waste of time.” Promotions? “What’s the big deal?” If someone can’t muster even a little excitement for life’s milestones, it’s hard not to wonder if their soul clocked out ages ago.
9. They’re immune to nostalgia.
Show them an old favourite from your childhood, like *The Lion King* or *Clueless*, and they roll their eyes. “This is so outdated,” they say, completely missing the magic. Nostalgia is what keeps us young at heart—so what’s keeping them young? Batteries?
10. They have no go-to comfort food.
Ask them what they crave after a bad day, and they just shrug. No pizza, no ice cream, not even a bowl of mac and cheese? That’s not just soulless—it’s downright unsettling. Comfort food is a universal language of the heart!
11. They don’t get excited about puppies—or anything, really.
It’s one thing to dislike animals (though we can’t relate). But if they don’t light up even a little when a fluffy puppy bounces into the room, something’s seriously off. Joylessness is practically their brand.
12. They correct everyone—constantly.
Whether it’s grammar, trivia, or the correct pronunciation of “gif,” they can’t help but point out mistakes. Sure, they’re technically right (sometimes), but where’s the fun in constantly policing people? If they’re more focused on being right than being kind, their soul might be in sleep mode.
13. They never dance—not even a little.
Whether it’s at weddings, concerts, or alone in the kitchen, dancing is a way of letting loose. If they refuse to sway even a millimetre to their favourite song, it’s a sure sign they’re suppressing some serious joy—or they’ve got no rhythm and are hiding it behind their lack of soul.
14. They lack curiosity.
Ask them what they think about the mysteries of the universe or how they feel about exploring new cultures, and they just shrug. A lack of curiosity about the world around them isn’t just soulless—it’s sad. After all, a little wonder is what makes life exciting!
